Arsetronauts and Arseteriods was recorded in 2 hours, mixed and mastered in 45 minutes at FYI Entertainment Studios by the masked tag team engineers Alel and Saiful

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SING ALONG! HERE’S SOME OF THE LYRICS!!!

1. It was ME!

2. Projek Khinzir Raksaksa

3. Chipmunks On Crack

4. Are You Sleeping (SpiderPM)

5. Kencinglah Kencing

6. No Mongolians

7. Malay British Math Wiz Ho

8. Mari Maryam. 8a. Budak Kaya

9. Yuri! Don’t Drop the Space Soap

It was ME!

Em A

I was talking to Linggam on that video tape

Bb A

It was me, it was me

Don’t believe what all the others say

It was me, yesiree

I was fishin with Linggam overseas

It was me, I teach him how to fish

I caught a fish that was much bigger than his

Yes indeed, my fish is bigger than his

Do not listen to what the Royal Commission says

It was me! It was me!

We were plotting to take over the human race

That’s no lie, that’s no lie

Vinny Tan, Ronald Mc Donald, will rule with me

Extra fries! Super Size!

They are all pawns in our evil scheme

Tell us more! Please! Please! Please!

Bridge

D A

I am building landing strips for the aliens

We communicate through Samy’s hair piece

After luring them down I’ll enslave them

And subject them to the NEP (haaa..haaaa…they’re gonna be subjected to the NEP…and they can’t compete with bumiputras…because they..they’re not from bumi!!!! They’re from space!!! Their little alien kids won’t get scholarships even though they have 500 kg brains!!!! They won’t get discount when they try to by house…haaa…haaa…haaa)

I was talking to Linggam on that video tape

It was me, it was me

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Projek Khinzir Raksaksa

Em G A

Projek khinzir raksaksa

Akan makan semua

Tidak boleh kau lari

Dari pada babi

Em G

Aku tak makan bak kut teh

A G

Aku tak makan char siew pau

Aku pemakan haiwan soleh

Ayam, kambing yang disembelih

Hello Khalid Ibrahim

Nihaoma Chairman Lim Guan Eng

Kepala tuala Nik Aziz

Menentang khinzir yang najis!

Aku tak makan bak kut teh

Aku tak makan char siew pau

Aku pemakan haiwan soleh

Ayam, kambing yang disembelih

Khairy, Super Jason Lo

Najib, Tempe man Khir Toyo

Gu-na-kan kuasamu yang sakti

Letupkan semu-a babi!

Aku tak makan bak kut teh

Aku tak makan char siew pau

Aku pemakan haiwan soleh

Ayam, kambing yang disembelih

Malam bulan mengambang

Ku dengar bunyi yang garang

Di langit, awan, dan bintang

Babi, berkepak, menyerang!

Kamu bermain DNA

Penunu Bunsen tabung uji

Khinzir Raksasa sembunyi

Di bawah baju dalam almari

Kamu bermain DNA

Penunu Bunsen tabung uji

Khinzir Raksasa sembunyi

Di bawah baju dalam almari

Kamu akan disondol!

Projek Khinzir Raksaksa

Till end

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Chipmunks on Crack

AAAARHHHHHHH!!!!!don’ttouchmycrack!!!!!!don’tlookatme!!!!!arghhhhhhhhH!!!!!!!!!getyourhandsoffmystash!!!!!arghhhhhh!!

Where’smypipegimmeitgimmeitdon’ttouchmeArghhhhhhhh!!!!!Arghhhhhh!!!!GIMMEMYCRACK!!!!!!!!!i’msoitchywhere’smypipe

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Are you Sleeping? (SpiderPM)

Em Am something

Are you sleeping, Mr Prime Minister?

It’s fifteen hundred hours and you’re at the UN

You screamed Hindraf! I don’t understand!

Then you drooled all over Tonga’s PM

Are you sleeping, Mr Prime Minister?

You’re live on TV, it’s 4pm

Slowly reach down, pull up your zipper

The missus ain’t here, she’s in the van

Chorus

C A

You said, I work hard, I really do

I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do

Greatness thrust on Peter Parker created Spiderman

I want that too! I want to be Spiderman!!!

Are you sleeping, Mr Prime Minister?

This is your wife, can you understand?

We were playing Mary Jane and ~~Superman~~ Spiderman

You passed out half way, had to finish with my hand

Are you sleeping, Mr Prime Minister

They’re out for blood in the city today

They can’t afford food or gasoline

They need a lifestyle change, you said let them eat cake.

Chorus

SpiderPM, SpiderPM,
Does whatever a SpiderPM can
Can he manage to stay awake?
It’s 12pm he needs a break
Look Out!
Here comes the SpiderPM.

Is he strong?
Listen fool,
He's got radioactive drool.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
He’s snoozing, the SpiderPM.

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Kencing lah Kencing

Jangan tunggu untuk cikgu

Kalau nak kencing mesti kencing

Nanti bola boleh rosak

Tak boleh rasa perempuan hisap

Kencing untuk kesihatan

Kencing untuk keamanan

Kencing untuk kebangasaan

Kemaluan bukan Syaitan

Jangan tunggu sampai mati

Hujan banyak sejuk hari ini

Tandas awan sudah kunci

Tak apa kencing dekat tepi

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No Mongolians

Najib don’t know, no Mongolians

No no no, no no no

I think he knows some Singaporeans

Ho ho mo, ho ho mo

He may even have a maid who’s Indonesian

May be so, may be so

But he really don’t know, no Mongolians

No no no, no no no.

Can’t tell a yak from his favourite orifice

Hole hole hole, hole hole hole

Never conspired to kill, while in office

No explode, no explode

He never met anyone who lived in a yurt

Yurt yurt yurt, yurt yurt yurt

He don’t even know how to throat sing

Arrrr arrr arrr, arrr arrr arrr

(Throat singing solo, couple of bars)

He won’t talk to no mongoloids

<argh! Argh! Argh!>

Just in case, they’re a subculture

Duh duh duh, duh duh duh

He’ll never go to Ulanbaatar

Snow snow snow, snow snow snow

Even if Air Asia has zero fare seats

Tony-o, Tony-o

He don’t wanna know no Mongolians

No no no, no no no

Never laid a finger on no Mongolian

No no no, no no no

Never wrestled no Mongolian

No no no, no no no

No IRC with no Mongolian

No no no, no no no

No Mongolian stamps in his collection

No no no, no no no

Throat singing duet till end

To fade

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Malay British Math Whiz Ho

Chorus:

D A G A

She is a Malay British math whiz ho

She integrates when she copulates

Does Eigenvectors when she fornicates

Trinomial action for 50 quid more

She sure ain’t your average ho

Chorus

Race or creed, she don’t diff-ren-tiate

So long as you pay her rate

She’ll take it on the face and give you more

She’ll calculate trajectory and net force

Chorus

Reimann-Fermat………. L' Hôspitaaaaal (oso Newton)

They can do math, but they’re ugly white guys

You wouldn’t screw them even if you’re gay

But with our little math ho..you are happy to pay

Chorus

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Mari Maryam

Di taman ku ada seorang

Perempuan namanya Maryam

Dia suka kacau ku

Sebelum aku tidur

Dia panggil aku entah kenapa?

Rupanya dia hyper gila

Kerana dia makan

Terlalu banyak gula

Mari, mari, mari, mari mari Maryam

Mari, mari, mari, mari saya mau hentam

Kalau ko suka lebih baik ko rasa kan! (Daging ku yang tak bersunat)

Si comok apa hal dengan you?

Kenapa asik terganggu?

Peliknya cara lu

Potong rambut lu

Ku tak hansom ku tak kaya

Main guitar pun tak terra

Tapi aku tahu

Ku pelik macam lu

Mari mari mari mari mari Maryam

Ini daging aku ko boleh rasa kan

Kalau ko suka cakap lah sekarang!

Anak-Anak Kaya

Hey hey anak-anak

Anak-anak orang kaya

Hey hey anak-anak

Kasi duit kepada saya

Lihat mereka

Ada pakaian istimewa

Handphone berkamera

Boleh tangkap segala

Awek ada lipstick

Perfume pakai kat disco

Bila menari-nari

Tak ada busuk puyoh

Pukimak semua

Tak ada susah apa-apa

Sudah habis belajar

Pergi kerja dengan bapa

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Yuri! Don’t drop the space soap!

Chorus

Yuri, I think you dropped your space soap

I can see it floating way down There

Comrade Doktor’s been staring for hours

At you in your silver space under Wear

He was Sheikhing and rock and rolling

Sheikhing and rock and rolling

In the silver rocket ride up There

He said, "you know I am very, very happy"

So very, very gay and happy

I have handsome flyboy like you Here

Peggy has gone to the com center

She cannot hear your screams of Despair (Nyet! Nyet!)

He said, do you have any Malay inside you?

Do you have Malay inside you?

Would you like some now you great big Bear

Now he’s staring at Uranus

He’s staring at Uranus

The asteroid ring and the solar Flare

He said, “Now you are my space Babushka”

You will take it like Babushka

I will ride you with my space hard Ware

He screamed, “Pretend that you are Laika”

On all fours, just like Laika

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Aaaarf!

He's heading for your brown dwarf!

He's thrust in Hershey galaxy!

Then he stop, cos it is time for Prayer

repeat Chorus till End

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